servbot42:

I can’t believe animal crossing is probably the most progressive mainstream game ever

servbot42:

I can’t believe animal crossing is probably the most progressive mainstream game ever

(Source: liberalartist)

dickraisin:

DC COMICS VARIANT COVERS FOR JANUARY↳ Harley Quinn #14 by Bruce Timm

dickraisin:

DC COMICS VARIANT COVERS FOR JANUARY
Harley Quinn #14 by Bruce Timm

(Source: memewhore)

tarabba:

This is my logic. I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.
Social anxieties, man. Overthinkin’ everything.

tarabba:

This is my logic. I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.

Social anxieties, man. Overthinkin’ everything.

(Source: taraocomics)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

hoeirl:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

gay sex is beautiful

hoeirl:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

gay sex is beautiful

(Source: omg-humor)

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface)

(Source: adventuresinyoutube)

blakanubis:

This is why I send my kids to private wizarding school…

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

(Source: ragecomics4you)

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget)

panic/anxiety attack

vye-leviathan:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

Read this earlier, and it helped me a lot tonight.

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE